Actually, I am a blues man

-The first time a gal took off her underwear,and threw them on stage. It was on
account of a fella singing the blues. Now, when the white girls started doing it,
They called that rock and roll.

-Your father and I, we come from the same shithole in Poland. I didn't travel all
this way to have my daughter marry some schmuck from the same village.
-What did you say?
-Get in.
-Don't worry where I'm from. My wife's gonna drive a Cadillac.

-Hey, Mud. I want you to meet wolf.
-Yeah, I hear we're from the same place.
-Is that right?
-Yeah, wolf just signed with us.
-Yeah. welcome to cadillac records. You stay around long enough, everybody get one.
-Well, this old truck,
I own it.
It don't own me.